Obama Calls Window Washing Union To Hire More Cleaners

"Let's just say the window washers union had better start posting help wanted ads now." The Strategic Dome Initiative offers $1 billion in funding to erect a translucent, impenetrable dome over the continental United States that would not only deflect missiles launched from anywhere in the world, but also meteors falling from the sky and other as yet unidentified apocalyptic events.

Obama Okays Giant Dome Missile Defense Shield (Washington D.C.) - President Obama has announced his support of the Pentagon's latest plan to provide a missile defense system for the United States, even though it does not include lasers, invisible jets, or invisible jets with lasers.

The Strategic Dome Initiative offers $1 billion in funding to erect a translucent, impenetrable dome over the continental United States that would not only deflect missiles launched from anywhere in the world, but also meteors falling from the sky and other as yet unidentified apocalyptic events. "I prefer to think of it as more of a, uhh, force field than a dome," Obama told reporters. "Think Star Wars, not New Orleans Saints."

He demonstrated by tossing a dart at an upside-down glass salad bowl and shushing everyone to listen to the resulting plink as the dart bounced off the glass. "That's the sound of American lives being saved," he added. Obama pointed out that not only will SDI provide a defense system unparalleled in American history, but also a multitude of jobs to design, create and maintain what's being dubbed Operation Freedome.

"Let's just say the window washers union had better start posting help wanted ads now," he noted. Critics are calling the plan's feasibility into question - most notably the fact that the dome won't cover either Alaska or Hawaii, instead using the two outlier states as an "early warning system" so the Pentagon knows when to activate the Freedome over the mainland. "Come on, let's be serious: a dome that reaches all the way out to Hawaii would have to be ginormous," said Defense Secretary Leon Panetta. "There's no way we could build something that big. "Besides, Alaska has that really odd shape that just doesn't lend itself to good orbicular qualities,"

Panetta added. Panetta acknowledged that future defense plans could include mini domes for Hawaii and Alaska, "assuming they don't get blown out of the water before we can get them built." The White House has commissioned a number of environmental impact studies and has promised to publicize all the favorable ones before construction gets underway later this year.

Critics of the unique plan believe the dome-like structure will turn America into an undesirable artificial environment without wind, rain, snow or excessive hot and cold swings, like living in the Mall of America.

Obama Borrows From Reagan’s Star Wars Plan to Build Global Warming Defense: Lame duck President Barack Obama got tree huggers all hot and bothered when he focused more time on fighting global warming than any other single issue during his ill advised inaugural address. But don’t expect a an old fashioned Al Gore video assault on SUV drivers. Obama is going back to the future to steal ideas from Ronald Reagan’s famous Star Wars plan to fight the sun’s warm rays.

“Most people don’t realize how far ahead of his time President Reagan was,” said an Obama science adviser. The media painted him as an out of touch old man talking about shining cities up on a hill, but he was really on to something with his Star Wars plan…. he was just a President way ahead of his time.”

PalookavillePost.com has learned that President Obama is planning to construct a giant dome-like structure over the entire United States to stop the effects from the warmth from the sun. Obama’s high paid scientists believe Reagan’s Star Wars plan will work because fighting global warming is a hot war, and Reagan was mistakenly trying to use it in a cold war battle.

Critics of the unique plan believe the dome-like structure will turn America into an undesirable artificial environment without wind, rain, snow or excessive hot and cold swings, like living in the Mall of America. Others believe the dome could create unintended hazards to people the White House has not considered.

“When I was a kid we used to take a magnifying glass to burn up ants when we focused the sun rays directly on the little creatures,” said incoming White House Chief of staff Dennis McDonough. “It sure was a lot of fun, but seeing that kind of power from the sun did make me very, very humble…. I just hope the sun doesn’t burn us to death like those poor little ants.”

Early proponents of Obama’s plan say that this enormous construction project ties together perfectly with the President’s plan to make all Americans working Americans, even though it is probably not what they understood the President meant when he said he planned to lower unemployment rates, and that the top 1% would take care of their needs.

Done before.. the Simpsons also featured an episode when a giant dome en capitulated the city.

“The President said up front that he plans to fundamentally change America and we all must chip in to see his vision come to fruition,” said White House spokesman Art Carney. “Workers on the new construction project will receive room and board and a few hours off each day for rest. And the food won’t be bad because Michelle Obama is in charge of the menu.”

After President Obama downsizes the armed forces to practically nothing, old military bases will be used as something called “Konzentrationslagers” for the formerly unemployed workers to live in, and enjoy peaceful comradeship as they prepare to  contribute to society as a whole instead of selfishly satisfying their own needs. Cell phones will be included.

“President Obama is combining several of his favorite artistic works together to create an American Utopia that no one but he could ever imagine,” Carney added. “Combing great works of art into a single vision is a stroke of genius… aggregating ideas from films like Star Wars and The Truman Show, with books like Animal Farm and Mein Kampf, with songs like Back in the USSR and Back on the Chain Gang will make Obama’s new world a place people cannot refuse to live in…. pretty soon Obama’s America will live up to it’s enormous potential.”

The Palookaville Post has learned that there are no plans to hire Al Gore or any other super stars of the over the top environmental movement for a public campaign on the suspect dangers of global warming. President Obama plans on promoting the plan and overseeing construction himself from a his Western White House in Hawaii, which will be conveniently excluded from the confines of the devilish Star Wars Dome. The President excludes himself from Obamacare laws too.

Stranger than fiction.

Under the Dome revolves around the residents of Chester’s Mill as they are suddenly sealed off from the outside world when a giant dome mysteriously forms around the town. Nobody can get out and nobody can get in. President Obama has been left on the cutting room floor of new CBS drama, Under the Dome. In the pilot of the new drama, an audio clip featuring US president, Barack Obama was supposed to feature in a fictional news broadcast, however, it has since been decided that the clip is to be cut from the episode. UK broadcaster, Channel 5, has acquired the exclusive UK broadcast rights to the upcoming CBS drama, Under The Dome.

Click to see in action. Note where it ends - perhaps that's why NZ is experiencing it's earthquakes?

Missile Shield Anomaly in the South Pacific? I started checking for electromagnetic sources like HAARP signals but could not find a source that would explain the anomaly. Then, I remembered what the famous electrical energy inventor, Nikola Tesla, said he could make for the United States to defend it from airborne threats. Tesla said he could make and electromagnetic 'shield' over the country that would prevent foreign aircraft from entering our airspace. His idea was to establish a harmonic field emanating from a central broadcast point. Over a period of a few days the field would store electromagnetic energy in a dome-shaped field of standing waves. 

The theory proposed that any aircraft flying into that field above a certain speed would experience electrical shorts throughout circuits and would thus crash and burn. I remembered that his field would also generate an antipodal node/field on the other side of the planet from the transmitter. For an American based transmitter this would produce an antipodal field in the South Indian Ocean between Australia and South Africa. Suddenly, I wondered what would be the antipode of the temperature anomaly I was detecting in the SW Pacific. To my surprise it was a location in Romania. When I zeroed in on that location I discovered it is the site of the new US/NATO Missile Defense Shield at an abandoned air base near Deveselu, Olt, Romania. This wave might explain many of the anomalous electrical events people are reporting across the planet.

Advisory On Elenin & The Ring Of Fire - Forget Window Cleaning

An upcoming celestial & earthly event could change many window cleaners lives & I hope I'm wrong as I've been following this for quite a while. But with the lack of national media news covering this, I'd thought I'd advise readers on this blog.  Yesterdays 6.9 earthquake in Nepal/India (& 7.1 in Alaska) which killed 53 and destroyed more than 100,000 homes seems to be the most under reported event of the year. The major news media seems to have dismissed the event & anything to do with "Elenin" which is a little surprising to say the least, especially when major earthquakes occur when there is a planetary line-up. So you reckon I've been watching too many YouTube videos? If you care to take a look & google "Elenin", "Nibiru" & "two suns" - you will see this blog is quite understated compared to what else is out there! What other dis-information is out there? And just as a coincidence, Obama makes his way to the biggest underground bunker in the World on the 27th of September! So bear with me & listen to the facts..

A 25,000 mile line along the Pacific Rim, known as the "ring of fire," also called the Circum-Pacific belt is the most geologically active place on earth. The recent earthquakes that have pounded Japan, New Zealand and Chile all have one thing in common: They were caused by the movement of a massive piece of Earth known as the Pacific Plate. The Pacific Plate is also grinding alongside the North American Plate in California along the San Andreas fault, which geologists call a “transform fault.” Los Angeles lies on the Pacific Plate while San Francisco is on the North American Plate. The plates are moving in opposite directions. The largest earthquakes seem to be happening when Earth is lined up with Comet Elenin. As this video attempts to explain.

The Supermoon will shock Planet Earth on September 27th in the most extreme form, complete with an earthquake watch for California. During the September 27th Super Moon event, sky watchers can experience a lunar perigee, with the moon at its brightest, biggest and closest to Earth in a dramatic way. The "Supermoon" (a term coined by Richard Nolle) is associated with severe storms, powerful earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and extreme electromagnetic anomalies. The Pacific Rim's 'Ring of Fire' has been going haywire lately, with major earthquakes in Chile, New Zealand, Japan and Alaska.  Could Los Angeles or San Francisco be next for a big earthquake?

Nobody knows for sure whether the devastating 9.0-magnitude earthquake and tsunami in Japan were associated with a Supermoon during the same month, but the coincidence is very scary. The Supermoon of last February, revealed itself right before the devastating Christchurch, New Zealand earthquake, and the March Supermoon had 'doom and gloom' prophets working overtime. The September 2011 Super Moon will soon be rearing its lunar head soon, so beware and prepare. California is holding the largest earthquake drill in U.S. history the day before the Super-moon. There are two Supermoons remaining in 2011: September 27, 2011, November 25, 2011.

Last year, the February 28th Supermoon coincided with the megathrust 8.8-magnitude earthquake in Chile, the 'snow hurricane' in the Northeastern U.S., and a Pacific Ocean tsunami. With the state government and FEMA signing an emergency plan for a major Los Angeles earthquake, preparedness on the part of Californians is now more crucial than ever. As well, seismology experts are now predicting a major San Francisco Bay earthquake to soon strike on the Hayward Fault. Could the September 27, 2011 Supermoon be the cataclysmic trigger for The Big One?

Window Cleaner Takes Sh*t from President Obama

Feces splattered on Douglas County Democratic headquarters. Pictured: Erik Haeber of Crystal Clear Professional Window Cleaning cleans off the window in front of a life-size cut-out of President Barack Obama.
A window case displaying a life-size cutout of President Barack Obama was pelted with a bucket-sized load of feces early Tuesday at Douglas County Democratic headquarters in downtown Roseburg. The excrement appeared to have been thrown from some kind of container as it coated the window at 827 S.E. Cass Ave., covered the eaves and was visible on the ground. “I was shocked to see it,” said Jean Patricia, a Democratic Party volunteer who discovered the vandalism when she arrived at 10 a.m. to open the office. “You'd think people would have something better to do.” The incident is the latest and most serious act in a recent string of vandalism on downtown streets, police report. And the Republican Party headquarters has not been immune, according to a party member.
Splashing the feces on the Democrat's window was a cowardly act, said Dean Byers, chairman of the Douglas County Democratic Party. “This is where people choose to take the dialogue,” he said. Byers added that if whoever responsible had the guts, “they'd call me out and ask me to debate them.” Other incidents have been reported on a smaller scale downtown in recent days, according to the Roseburg Police Department. Sgt. Aaron Dunbar said someone smeared feces on the window of the Blend Clothing store at 556 S. E. Jackson St. last week. In a second incident, someone defecated in the doorway of the store. There have also been incidents of vandalism at Republican Party headquarters at 642 S.E. Jackson St. in recent weeks, according to longtime Republican Tom Hatfield, an alternate to the state Republican Central Committee. There has been evidence of public urination and vomiting at the building, Hatfield said, which he prefers to think is tied to the homeless population downtown. But there have also been incidents specifically targeting the building, including matches jammed in the front lock, soaped windows, and even buttock marks left on a window. Two years ago, a window was shot out. “That was disturbing,” he said.



Hatfield denounced the incident that occurred at Democratic headquarters. “I think it's unfortunate people choose to express themselves that way,” Hatfield said. “We do have a First Amendment that allows good and reasonable discourse, and that should be allowed. This is inappropriate. This is out of line.” Linda Hellenthal, chairwoman of the Douglas County Republican Central Committee, also criticized the act. “It's a shame. There are much more civilized ways to express to express unhappiness,” she said. “What a deplorable way to express an opinion, if that's what this was. It doesn't tell us anything about what they might be angry about. All it does is require a lot of cleanup.” Sgt. Dunbar said police are investigating the downtown incidents, but at this point don't have a lot to go on.
The window that was plastered at the Democratic Party headquarters only contained the Obama cutout. The main display window that contains photographs of Gov. Ted Kulongoski, U.S. Sens. Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley, U.S. Rep. Peter DeFazio and other prominent state Democrats, was not touched. “The fact they chose to focus on the Obama image seems to suggest a racist statement,” Byers said. Last November, Obama received 38 percent of the presidential vote in Douglas County. Republican John McCain carried the county with 58 percent.
The incident took place sometime before 7 a.m. Tim Beaty, the owner of the American Family Insurance agency two doors down from the Democratic headquarters, said there wasn't anything amiss when he came to work at 3:30 a.m. He left later for breakfast and noticed the feces attack when he returned to the office about 7. The vandalism was the third in the past two months targeting the party headquarters. Someone filled the front door keyhole with solder last month, said building owner Byron Frazer, who also owns Garden Valley Realty, located next to the office. Later that same month, someone glued a couple of flyers denouncing both Obama and former President George W. Bush for the war in Iraq. Beaty said he wished people had more respect for differing views. “Whatever your political views are, this isn't something you should be doing,” he said.

Barack Obama's Day Ruined by Window Cleaner

Oprah, Denzel, Yo-Yo and a window-wash: Classical musicians Itzhak Perlman, left, and Yo-Yo Ma performed during the inauguration of President Barack Obama at the Capitol, missing the window-washer behind them.
Sometimes, so much attention is paid to the show, that the sideshow is overlooked. There was a high quotient of spit and polish at the inauguration, of President Barack Obama, but someone on the Capitol staff may have taken it a little far during ceremonies this morning. Just prior to Obama's fumbled oath-taking, thanks to the miscue of Chief Justice John Roberts, as cellist Yo-Yo Ma, violinist Itzhak Perlman and two other classical musicians played the somber and contemplative "Air and Simple Gifts,'' somebody inside the Capitol began wiping the window to the right of the west balcony entrance, immediately behind the dignitaries. Clearly visible to pretty much everyone in the audience was a light colored cloth moving from one pane of glass to another. "Look at that guy polishing the window. Find another time to do that," said a miffed Jerry Flavin, 61, an Obama volunteer from Fredericksburg, Texas, who was seated in the last row perhaps 100 yards from balcony. "That's ridiculous."

Tool Talk & President Obama

Mark Strange of "Beautiful View" from Toronto, Canada gives us a few more unbiased reviews of products in the window cleaners workplace. This time his opinion on Triumph Scrapers, Triumph holsters & the Scraper mate Mk 3.

US voters went to the polls yesterday & chose Barack Obama as their new President elect. The long lines seen throughout the day didn't dissuade voters. In fact, the wait was fine with Jonathan Carter, the 56-year-old operator of a window-cleaning business. He noted the 300 voters ahead of him at Central Bucks High School South in Warrington and resigned himself to being late for work. "Think how hard it was to vote 100 years ago," Carter said philosophically. He labeled this election "incredibly historic," noting that a black man was on the presidential ballot 40 years after King was shot advocating racial equality. "I think that's amazing," he said, though it wasn't remarkable enough to preclude him from voting for Sen. John McCain. Obama's talk of "spreading the wealth" turned Carter off.

Another window cleaner gave his view in Fullton Mall, New York..