Monday 4 May 2015

Deal Or No Deal?

Deal or no deal? Click to enlarge.
Ettore Window Washer Premium, Pro-grip 14 " -List Price:$194.12 (£128.36) Price: $169.99 + $12.15 shipping. You Save: $24.13 (12%) - Only 4 left in stock. Product Description: Progrip, 14", Window Washer, Tapered Ergonomic Handle, Rubberized Comfort Grip, Loosens Dirt, Readies Window For Squeegee, Velcro Fastener, Removable Cover For Machine Washing, For Use On Windows, Mirrors & Screens.

Deal or no deal? Bargain or 'barge pole?'

ESTABLISHED WINDOW CLEANING ROUND FOR SALE Classified Ad price: £4,500.00 ($6,805). LEEDS CENTRE + HALIFAX AREA. COMBINED MONTHLY INCOME £506.50
DONE BY 1 X PERSON - MAINLY PAID BY CASH ON DAY
APPROX 70% COMMERCIAL WORK INCOME + 30% DOMESTIC
ROUND CONSISTS OF :
4 X TOWNCENTRE SHOPS ONCE A WEEK (WEDS) = INCOME £310 PER MONTH
TAKES 1 PERSON 2 HOURS MAX - PAID CASH ON DAY -
INCOME WEEK1 = £70/ WEEK2 = £70 /WEEK3 = £70 /WEEK4 = £100 TOTAL 4 WKS = £310.00
49 X PROPERTIES HALIFAX AREA = £196.50 PER MONTH
ALL DONE MONTHLY BY WATER FED POLE - VERY COMPACT WORK WITHIN 2- 3 ROADS

Deal or no deal? Click to enlarge.
Ettore Window Squeegee Pro-grip 18 " Blade by Ettore - List Price: $124.16 - Price: $120.99 ($10.08 / Item) + $12.15 shipping. You Save: $3.17 (3%). Ships from and sold by Highway To Buy LLC.

Here's an onion..

Shock as window cleaner posts annual loss of nearly £700: George Kerr, a 68-year-old window cleaner from Birmingham, has stunned friends, family and City analysts by reporting a loss of £693 for the financial year ending 5th April 2015. Fears are growing that this may not be the only disappointing set of annual results in the self-employed trading sector.

The loss contrasts starkly with the £2,500 profit posted for the previous year, prompting suggestions of false accounting and a cover-up. Tax expert Vaz Singh from accountants Singh, Singh and Singh pointed the finger at ‘unrealistically low depreciation figures being applied to Kerr’s 5-year-old Vauxhall Combo during the previous profitable year’

The loss will mean that no dividend is payable to Kerr’s drinking partner and brother-in-law, John Wade. Kerr added in a statement: ‘And my bone-idle bitch wife who is probably shagging the delivery man while I’m out working my fingers to the bone can f*ck off and all.’

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