Friday 5 July 2013

Don't Try This At Work

Tragic ... medics cover naked couple.
Chinese couple having sex against window fall to their deaths: A Chinese couple join the list of lovers who died while making love at bizarre locations. Reportedly they crashed out of the window of their apartment and fell to their death on the ground below. A reportedly steamy lovemaking session between a couple in Wuhan, central China, turned tragic when they crashed out of the window of their apartment and fell to death. Apparently, the lovebirds were having sex against a glass pane when the substandard window gave away under the weight of their passion.

The pair allegedly moved to the window because of the hot weather in Wuhan, according to reports. That day was particularly humid in Wuhan, that's why the couple probably chose to have sex by the window to keep cool, say reports. Eyewitnesses said, the couple both fell to the ground as they clinched on to each other. The photo which went viral shows the couple on the ground wrapped under sheets with blood spattered on the pavement. Medical staff and police officers are seen investigating the scene.

There has been no confirmation of the fatalities from local Chinese authorities, regarding the incident; if the couple did die while having sex, they join a list of lovebirds killed while making love in bizarre locations. The most pertinent is the incident at a village in Zimbabwe in March, where a woman, identified as Mai Desire, and her boyfriend were mauled by a lion, while they were in the heat of passion in the bushes. According to a report in My Zimbabwe: "Unfortunately the woman, who was also known as Mai Desire, was mauled to death by the lion, but her boyfriend managed to escape naked and he was only wearing a condom." Similarly, in another incident in Scotland, an identified man and a woman in her late 20s were killed when a train ran over them while they were having sex on the railway tracks.

Warning: Sex Against Windows May Result In Death - Honestly, this should go without saying, but apparently one couple in China did not see the danger in having sex against a glass window. The glass they were having sex against evidently gave way and the two tragically plummeted to their untimely deaths. Voyeuristic concerns aside, we’re not sure that having sex against a window is something we would ever really be comfortable with. Reports about his particular incident, however, suggest that the window in question was of poor quality to begin with. Anyway, the two reportedly held each other the entire way down, which we guess is romantic in a super morbid way.

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