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| Double handed squeegee technique, never been seen before! |
ToolGirl, Mag Ruffman Pro-tips for window washing: ToolGirl, Mag Ruffman has some pro-tips for window washing to get rid of those summer stains and maybe make window washing fun. "It's fall & all the windows are crusty & dirty." "Get a strip applicator - it's a strip with fuzzy stuff." "I'm using the kitty litter box... but don't worry, she can hold it." The first double handed squeegee user ever... a laugh a minute.
Glass Ho! Insider tips for sparkly windows - Watch the toolgirl video of this amazing technique! Did you know that there are world class window-cleaning conventions where people compete in speed trials to see who can squeegee a window fastest? They're clocking under 30 seconds for a big store window. Sweet. If you're like most of us, you're using Window Washing Option A from the list below. If you're a hot-dogger, you might find yourself in the Option C category. (Editors note: We don't recommend using any of the following tips except maybe - option B..)
Option A: Some people use paper towels, ammonia-based cleaners and an old-fashioned lubricant called ‘elbow-grease’. However, rubbing a window with paper towels puts a static charge on the glass and then it’s dirty again as soon as you’re finished. Where does this register on the Handyperson’s Emotional Scale? Somewhere around “Just shoot me”.
Option B: You can pay a professional window-washing company to make your glass sparkly. Attractive young men with rippling musculature will swarm over your home for several hours. It may be worth it, especially if you live with your mother-in-law and she needs entertaining. Encourage her to pass snacks to the young men and yell, “Nice glass!”
Option A: Some people use paper towels, ammonia-based cleaners and an old-fashioned lubricant called ‘elbow-grease’. However, rubbing a window with paper towels puts a static charge on the glass and then it’s dirty again as soon as you’re finished. Where does this register on the Handyperson’s Emotional Scale? Somewhere around “Just shoot me”.
Option B: You can pay a professional window-washing company to make your glass sparkly. Attractive young men with rippling musculature will swarm over your home for several hours. It may be worth it, especially if you live with your mother-in-law and she needs entertaining. Encourage her to pass snacks to the young men and yell, “Nice glass!”
Option C: Refuse to give those window-washing fellows all of the arm-sculpting opportunities. Invest about $40 and set yourself up for a lifetime of fun and deltoids that are perfectly al dente. A previous effort..
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