I've always been a fan of "The Spoof" & for some reason they always push out a load of stories knocking window cleaners in relation to George Formby & shammy leathers. This one is particularly a good one & had me bringing beer through the wrong holes, but you'll have to go to the link provided as I don't want to be reported for abuse.....
Local Man Buys Revolutionary New Window Cleaning Device. Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has revealed that as he was just about to turn in for the night last Thursday, his attention was caught by a TV infomercial for a staggering new scientific breakthrough in the world of window cleaning. The tool, consisting of an inside bit, and an outside bit, joined together by a big magnet, was even reported to work on double glazed windows, and promised purchasers an annual saving of at least £100 on window cleaning bills. Although the producers didn't explain what would happen to thousands of out of work window cleaners.
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