John Zavada: Normal Cosmic Services

Fame is Fleeting: John Zavada - Spend some time with people and you will find they are fascinating, witty, funny, intriguing, mysterious, and much more. This feature puts Streator people in that spotlight for a few moments each week as we ask them to have a little fun with our offbeat list of questions.

John Zavada, 35, was born and raised in Streator. After graduating from Illinois State University, he lived in Normal for four years before moving back to Streator. Zavada multitasks at the Ottawa YMCA, including teaching art classes. He also works for Cosmic Services in Normal, doing painting and window cleaning.

Q:What ís the one thing you've lost you'd most like to find?
My hair.

Q:If you were president, what's the first thing you'd do?
Take a nap ... that campaign was HARD WORK! Then work to make it a law that lawyers can only make minimum wage.

Q:If you could live the life of a cartoon character, who would it be?
SpongeBob SquarePants. All I'd have to do is stretch and I'd be clean.

Q:If you wrote a book about your life, what would be the title?
"I Have to Use The Bathroom!! Vol 2."

Q:What do you wish you had invented?
The pineapple or apple corer.

Q:If you were able to cancel one event in history, what would it be?
I don't know if canceling something makes the world better. Everything happens for a reason ... so if something was canceled out, humanity would still be dumb to its possibility. If people chose to continue making the same mistakes, then that's stupidity rearing its ugly head. OK. I'd cancel the invention of greed in the human heart.

Q:If you could have any job, what would it be?
Taste tester for organic vegetarian cuisine company.

Q:If you, (or your parents), were running for president, what would the advertising slogan be?
Zavadapalooza! Join the fun.

Q:What one word best describes you or your family?
Me: Contradiction. Family: Huffy.

Q:What is the one thing about you that would surprise most people?
I'm brutally shy and scared to talk to people. I wish I didn't have to start conversations all the time, that others would do it first.

Q:What's the worst job in the world?
Whatever Mike Rowe is doing each week. (Rowe is the host of the show "Dirty Jobs" on Discovery Channel)

Q:What new flavor of ice cream would you like to see?
Who needs a new flavor when Pumpkin Pie already exists?

Q:How many pets do you have and what are they?
Three brothers and two sisters! Ha!

Q:Where would you take an alien creature to teach them about Earth?
To a junior high school. Everything good and bad in human nature exists there, and kids that age don't hide their feelings very well.

Q:What kind of sandwich or food concoction have you invented?
I doubt I "invented" it, but I love cottage cheese topped with Kroger mustard ... and saltine crackers crumpled on top of it all.

Q:Finally, is there anything on your mind that you really want to say?
This plays out like a Facebook quiz.

Window Washer Dies After Fall in Bloomington

Minneapolis: A window washer fell to his death outside an office tower in Bloomington while working with his brother and their sister's fiance, a relative said today. Jacob John Jennings, 20, of Coon Rapids, fell Saturday shortly after 10:15 a.m. at the 8500 Tower, near Interstate Hwy. 494 and Normandale Boulevard, the Hennepin County medical examiner's office said this morning. Jennings died the next morning, the examiner's office said, from "multiple blunt force injuries in a fall from height." Jennings, and his brother, Randy (Duke) Jennings, and future brother-in-law Joshua Westegard were working together when Jacob fell about 25 feet and struck "some type of cement planters" head-first, said Cindy Halgren, an aunt. "They don't know how he fell or why he fell," said Halgren, explaining what the family has learned from police. "He hit those planters first, then he hit the ground," she said. " If he hadn't hit head-first, he probably could've survived."
Police said Jacob Jennings was working on the southwest apex of the building at the time. "A coworker observed him sliding down the angled window trying to grab onto something," said Deputy Chief Perry Heles. "The victim fell out of view and was later found on the ground." Several of the coworkers flagged down a police officer on routine patrol and explained what had happened. Jennings was stabilized and taken by ambulance to Hennepin County Medical Center, where he died Sunday morning. Ropes, ladders and harnesses were at the scene, Heles said, but "we don't know yet what types of safety devices he was actively utilizing." At about that time, the National Weather Service was reporting calm winds, with a partly cloudy sky and a temperature of 45 degrees. At 381 feet and 24 stories, the 21-year-old 8500 Tower is the tallest building in the Twin Cities suburbs. It is one of four buildings that comprise the 1.43 million-square-foot Normandale Lake Office Park.
The three window washers worked for City Heights Window Services of Anoka. Officials there were not immediately available to comment. The office park is managed by NorthMarq LLC. Lisa Dongoske, a senior vice president, said that her company has had a "very long, good relationship" with City Heights "without any incidents." Halgren said Jacob had worked for Citywide for about two years, and she was unaware of him having any incidents while on the job.
She said that if window washing "was not the perfect job for Jacob, nothing was. He liked heights."
Known in the family as a daredevil and a jokester, Jacob "did a backflip off the stage" during graduation ceremonies at Braham High School in 2007, Halgren said. "The kids just went nuts," she said. "The whole crowd went wild." More recently, Jacob during two graduation parties in the family "went to the top of a shed and did a backflip onto the trampoline," she said. "He wanted to make everybody a little nervous and laugh at the same time."